(That was a fanfare)

So we have recorded the new tunes! And where are they I here you ask... Well, two of them are on our myspace page, and the other two will probably be on there shortly. AND then all four will eventually be on here. (In the downloads section).

I don't mean to blow my own trumpet, but they're pretty f**king awesome, proably the best music ever made, and if you dont agree, your not cool, and I HATE YOU AND I NEVER WANNA TALK TO YOU AGAIN AND YOUR MOTHER IS A SNOWBLOWER AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

This site is starting to look pretty sh*te, so expect an update soon, to make it great.

Excuse the lack of updates too, myspace is just cooler than this at the moment - but not for long!

Anyway, enjoy, we'll see you at our next gig!

This news is hot. I mean ARGHH IM ON FIRE PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME IT HURTS SO MUCH JUST KILL ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS hot.

...What I'm trying to say is that it doesn't need punctuation - that's how hot we're talking.

Now that we've established the heat of the issue I'll tell you what it is.

Neil's had his OP. He's all "YO! Im post-operative BITCHES" ANd they're all

"Neil let me rub it ooooh, your so brave."

and I'm like

"whatever"

But what does this have to do with anything?

It means we cant gig till August. So what ever the rumours, dont beleive them Tom Doesn't have syphilis, Rich hasn't suddenly became obsessed with collecting pressed flowers (or has he???).

WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT GIG!
xxxxxx

R R R R R REMIX.

That's right, Drummer/DJ/Aspiring Vocalist and part time media something or other, Richard Hughes, has created Slippery In Da Jungle Y'all! (I added the Y'all myself).

Head on to the download section and have a listen.

In other news: We're working on new tunes. On top of "Birmingham New Street with Love" and "Oh Me, Oh My" we're creating even fresher tunes without names (as yet) Or am I lieing? No I'm not.
It's settled then. I'm not lieing.

Check out the myspace page for gigs!

LOVE.

We're rockin Ledgends bar in Hereford this Friday. Get yourself there! In fact, bring a tent and join us on the campsite - we're getting in practice for Reading and Hereford doesn't seem to have any hotels. Well, not ones that wont boot us out for our rock ' n' roll behaviour anyway.

Safe!

The new tracks have now arrived! Go to the downloads section and listen...

As Mr Westlake might say, "mweah!".

So The Storey Goes is now on this site - have a listen and let us know what you think on the forum!

We're still here.. Its just that were all addicted to myspace like sad lonely losers... so that site gets updated way more frequently.

I just updated the gigs page a bit.. the cavern last night was AMAZING! Thanks to everyone that came!


xxxx

I need a wee so bad!!!!!!!!!!

Thought I'd put something up as our last update was at the end of Jan and it looks like nowt's been 'app'nin', when it has, good God! Anyone see us in The Evening Mail last Friday?

Also, a friend of mine thought it a bit harsh that John seemed to be left to do all the news. I'm sorry John. May be we've been taking each other for granted lately...there's just been so much going on...we don't seem to talk like we used to...Sorry, I'll mail you!

Keep watchin this space!

Another bit of an update, all the pages been changed a little bit, see if ya can spot the difference.

Becky's been hard at work, getting us gigs left right and centre, check out the gigs page, and come and see us! We're playing some pretty wicked venues!

Also, were gonna be in the news! The Evening Mail and the Express and Star, keep your eyes peeled!

Not literally, that would be most painful I'm sure. If you've experirenced eye-peeling, drop us a line, we'd more than interested to hear from you.

New demo is nearly complete too!

Yo! Ive updated the site a wee bit, new gigs added to the gigs page, and the biogs are now up! ROCK!

*UPDATE, Let it be known (by his request), Neil is none of the below:

Being the tech savvy, uber-computer nerd boffs that we are, we are now on myspace - officially the last people of earth's population to join!

Add us, so we look like we have friends!

http://www.myspace.com/curzoncircle


Love Love Love.
<---- look how sad this guy is!

I dont know what this guy is

<--... but this one is a legend, look at him gasp!

Its a big year! The year we will be big! And our first gig is at.. the LITTLE civic.. hmmm. Hope to see you there! This Tuesday! Rock!

Gig Tomorrow, Bar Acadamy. If you dont manage to get a ticket, you can buy on the door - mention curzon circle, and get a free hug from a band member of your choice!*

*Offer valid for 23/12/05, and may not be used in conjuction with any other offer. One hug per person, no cash alternative(its priceless!).

Unfortunately, we are unable to play tonights gig at Eddies - sorry everyone!
We'll defo be back in action for the next one, see you there!

Here's some insider knowledge on the band, that should keep the papparazzi at bay for a few weeks: Rumour has it, there are talks of releasing a second demo amongst the members. A demo soooo fine, it makes even Angelina Jolie's, fine FINE lips look insignificant. Now I know that statement is somewhat comparable to the Beatle's "We are bigger than Jesus" thing - but it will genuinely be that good.

"BETTER THAN JOLIE'S LIPS???" I hear you scream.

YES. I reply.

Its gonna be funk tastic, with love eminating from every soundwave.
Safe, respect, peace, love, Gezuntight. Rock.
John.

Brad Pitt: J'like dags?

Other Guy: Dags?

Brad Pitt: What?

Brad Pitt's Mother: Yeah, dags.

Brad Pitt: Dags, ya like dags?

Other Guy: Oh, Curzon Circle. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

......True Story.

.... As mentioned on Birmingham: its not sh*t!

Prestigious!

Pics are now up from the gig at The Thirsty Scholar in Manchester. Head to the gallery page and check them out!

We have probably created the most important song in the history of music since salt n' pepper created "push it"(real goooood).

It so good infact, it will have its own dance (the foundations of which are already in development.)

I guarantee as soon as you hear it, you shall have an uncontrollable urge to put you arm around the nearest person to you, and strut your FUNK!
(even if they're gross and have really bad flakey skin, that could flake off on you, and then you'd have their flakey skin on you, and you may even develop flakey skin yourself!)

Go Team Curzon Circle!

Curzon Circle are in no way responsible for skin conditions developed from listening to our music.

...According to me, we are now Officially Better Than The Kaiser Chiefs!
Goooooo us!